Chase Craddock

A sexual position - When you’re balls deep in another man and you squish your balls together in a mangled mess while playing Mariah Carey’s “All I want for Christmas is you.” Full effect obtained if you’re yelling, “You’re gonna have to be faster than that!” While eating chocolate fudge from a popsicle stick.

Last night, he gave me a Chase Craddock. My butthole is on fire and my balls feel like they got smashed by a Mack truck.