Secede

When a bunch of rednecks come together and decide that they want to be free from enlightenment.

"I hear Texas is petitioning to secede from the US"
"Thank goodness. Name one red state that provides something useful (besides barbecue) to the rest of the United States."

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exercise in futility

When parts of your body are still jiggling long after you have stopped running.

Jennifer was the only one in the gym who considered her workout to be an exercise in futility, since the men all appreciated that her boobs were still bouncing long after she got off the treadmill.

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Stalactits

Boobs that hang down to waist-level.

After his weight-loss surgery, his manboobs deflated and became stalactits.