mlia

Stands for "My Life is Average", a website in which people could share those simple, and mundane events of their lives. However, the vast majority of contributors apparently have no concept of what "average" means or they lead such spectacularly awesome lives, while we lead horribly boring ones. Older posts reflected facets of day to day life, but newer submissions seem to feature sensationalized stories about their teachers, Harry Potter-related encounters, the well-cultured homeless, epiphanies, and other things that bring shame to our dull existence.

Old MLIA post: Today, I spilled some milk on the kitchen floor and I tried to wipe it all, but I missed a spot. MLIA

Newer Post: Today, I went to buy some groceries. Feeling a little adventurous, I screamed "Sectumsempra!!" at the elderly cashier. She proceeded to writhe in agony for the next few minutes, and winked. Best. Day. Ever. :) MLIA

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