Mega Jew

A title given to someone who exemplifies the epitomy of almost all typical jewish behavior.

John forgot to pick me up from the air port, thus proving his mega jewness to me.

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Condom bluff

The act of telling a woman you put a condom on while having sex in a dark room, then revealing to her afterwards the unused condom.

"Im gonna put this condom on, k" proclaimed Bob.
"Ok" said Jane.
"Guess what Jane." said Bob
"WHAT THE FUCK" said Jane.
"Gotcha with the Condom bluff" said Bob.

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