nevada

To be super late for something because you're taking your sweet time finishing something that only matters to you—and you know that everyone else in the group is waiting on you.

"My boss nevadas every staff meeting, I'll be home late."

"Don't invite Sheila, she'll nevada on us and we won't get to the party until 11."

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proactualize

To proactively actualize. For example, to seek out, identify and implement an envisaged improvement to a business process. A portmanteau of proactive and actualize. Favored by management consultants.

He proactualized the implementation of the empowerment of the new VP to accomplish the objectives for which she was recruited.

Our immediately utilizable recommendations ameliorating the Q3 challenges also include proactualization of the various deliverables envisaged in the penultimate section of the following management oversight review.

Proactualize THIS, sucker... (spoken while placing a resignation letter on a project manager's desk.)

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Brextension

A portmanteau of Brexit and extension. Refers to a repeated request to delay a deadline, typically at the last possible moment.

I'm so late I had to ask for a Brextension on my paper the day before it was due.

The I.R.S. should have at least asked for a Brextension on providing Trump's tax returns.