etm.

Latin abbreviation for the literal translation of "and shit", specifically, "et merda". Just like "etc." (and so forth), "i.e." (that is), and "e.g." (for example), "etm." can be used to abbreviate "and shit".

At the farmer's market I got tomatoes, cucumbers, radishes, etm.

I was just taking care of bills etm. before he came over.

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lesbrarian

A portmanteau of librarian and lesbian signifying a librarian who is also a lesbian.

A group of lesbrarians shushed the crowd at the Vancouver Dyke March.

How could you not know she was a lesbrarian - she works in the women's studies department!

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Lesbrary

A portmanteau of lesbian and library; possibly a back-formation from lesbrarian. A library focused on lesbian or women's studies.

I went to the Schlesinger Lesbrary at Radcliffe to look at some of Gertrude Stein's letters.

Dude, if you want to meet chicks, don't go to that lesbrary...

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iBigot

A snob who only associates with people who have an iPhone from Apple Inc.

Taylor: Pixel? No way, I've been an iBigot since 2007.

Jack: I don't need to pay my bill, I can use Wi-Fi to FaceTime and iMessage all my friends. Everybody I care about has an iPhone.
Jill: Dude, you're such an iBigot.

duck that shot

What your iPhone thinks you typed when you were really upset about something.

Friend: My GF just broke up with me with a text
Me: duck that shot bro

gauchebag

A douchebag who is also bad-mannered.

Did you see that gauchebag from the law school picking his fingernails with his fork?

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defrecated

A crappy piece of software that should no longer be used but has been left around for backside compatibility. A portmanteau of defecate and deprecated.

Internet Explorer 6 was defrecated years ago.

I can't believe people are still using that defrecated Twitter API.

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