Sports Bald

To be bald, but in a way that still can be pulled off by the attractive and the athletic as in Matthew Mcconaughey or Bruce Willus.

Jill-So have you seen the new guy Brian in accounting. Kinda cute.
Mary-Cute? Really? Sarah said he was balding.
Jill-Yah, but he's more sports bald.

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slacktivity

The act of doing things the look like work but are actually slacking.

Gradon looked like he was working hard all morning but his slacktivity of choice was setting up his fantasy baseball team.

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