Mumbai Mustache

When you are fucking an Indian man or woman in the ass then you pull out and give her a mustache with the shit on your dick

That's the guy that gave me a Mumbai Mustache. I never want to have shit on my lip again.

Stress Ball

When you cum in a condom, but you don't trust her not to try to get pregnant with it, so you tie it up and put in your pocket.

Now you have a homemade stress ball.

I made sure I took that stress ball with me.

Sienfeld

Taking a shit in a girl's mouth and then making her give u a bj with said shit still in her mouth.

Damn that bitch is nasty she would do anything even a Sienfeld.

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