Cunt Snob

n. An elitist pussy eater

"Just take Heather, dude. She's hot. Quit being such a fucking cunt snob."

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Godsmacked

The act of stretching one's hot, sweaty, droopy scrotum over another's mouth while sleeping, in an attempt to recreate the cover from the Godsmack album, Faceless.

I noticed a pungent odor and realized I couldn't breathe. I woke up with this satchel over my face and I realized, I had just been godsmacked.

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