Fastpass

A person that is extremel fast, it can travel around the world 3 times in the span of 6 seconds. They can also set the world on fire because of his speed

"My friend Jimmy, he's a real fastpass."

Toolshed

A person/animal that is has command of over 5 power tools. They can have them anywhere at anytime, but if they belong to anyone else it is not specified as a Toolshed.

"My friend Stan is a real toolshed man."