Tijuana Rat Roasting

Chop and slice 4 bird's eye chillies.
Liberally baste the male member out of sight of the other party.
Return to intercourse ground zero and apply aforementioned member repeatedly and with gusto.

Tarquin gave Penelope a Tijuana Rat Roasting and he'd never seen her cry like that... in front of her mother...

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