ultravert

Someone afflicted with the obnoxious disease of ultraversion. This individual is so unreasonably extroverted he/she must be around people every waking hour of the day. May progress to the point at which the individual must have someone in the same room with them while they sleep.

Dude, we can't catch a break from name. He's always asking someone to hang out, that annoying ultravert.

Smurf

In the world of gaming, particularly massive online battle arenas (MOBAs), an experienced player who plays on a low-level account. This type of person is typically an egocentric and unsympathetic piece of human filth who ruins the gaming experience of actually inexperienced players by making them completely unable to play the game.

Being a smurf stems from deep-seated insecurity about one's value in life, in response to which the smurf seeks to confirm to himself his self-worth by proving that he is better than someone at something.

Gamer's friend: Dude, you're getting destroyed.
Gamer: Yeah, this fucking bag-o-dicks smurf gets off on ruining other people's games.

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