To be ridiculously drunk to the point of no return with the occasional bout of severe memory loss.
Self control and dignity will be a distant memory and the whole night will be an emotional rollercoaster.
Other symptoms: extreme dancing, kicking off shoes to join in a fight, temporarily working in a kebab van, dressing up as their mother.
"Did you see Maurice last night, he was completely O'Rourked!"
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