BTM

Beat the meat, literally just beating the meat.

“Do you...btm?”
“Beat the meat?..”
“Yeah”
“Yeah dude every Saturday, behind the couch”

NNN

A quick simple way to say no nut November, or secretly say how well your NNN is doing and how well behaved you’ve been during NNN

“Nov 1st, well boys looks like it’s NNN.”

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E.Coli dick

When a man enters a female without a condom. And ejaculates into her which throws her ph balance off.

“Toby nutted in me and I asked him not to... now my ph balance is off.. he gave me E.coli dick.”