Swipey Swipey

Meaning to use a company credit card to fund ones own and friends recreational entertainment

I love selling stuff, I’ll buy you a round.
Who’s buying?
Oh don’t worry, swipey swipey can cover it

gaytio

Adjective
The ratio of straight people to gay people in a given group or area.

1. This club has a very high gaytio doesn't it Raoul?
2. New Farm has a higher gaytio to other suburbs.