get a charge

To find something amusing; something that makes you laugh. To be generally enthusiastic about something.

I get a charge out of watching Seinfeld.

I get a charge out of driving fast.

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Vehicular sodomy

Following the car in front of you too closely; tailgating.

The guy driving behind me was riding my bumper so closely that it could be classified as vehicular sodomy.

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cigar

A slang word for a tampon.

I was embarrassed when my lover asked me to pick up a box of cigars for her at the store.

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newspaper job

Spending a prolonged amount of time in the bathroom taking a shit. Called a "newspaper job" because one commonly takes the paper along with them to read as they sit on the toilet

I ate so much for lunch that I know I'll have to do a newspaper job this afternoon.

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arse stain

1. A shit stain on ones backside. A smear of shit on ones bottom possibly caused by poorly wiping ones arsehole or deliberately smearing shit on a persons arse, thus causing an arse stain.

I'm still wiping off the arse stain.

will and grace moment

(n) When a sexually confused (and ultimately gay) man "tries" having sex with a woman who is his closest friend to determine his sexual orientation, similarly to how, in the sitcom "Will and Grace", Will verifies that he is gay by trying to have sex with Grace.

Bob: Hey Sally, so your best friend Steve is definitely gay?

Sally: Yep, he came over last night, we had some wine, one thing led to another, and... well, let's just say we totally had a will and grace moment... He is definitely gay.

barkative

The canine version of talkative; a dog who barks a lot.

His chihuahua was extremely barkative; the dog barked all night long.

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