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Driving dangerously close to the vehicle in front of you as to not give the proper car lengths space to be able to stop in time.
That bastid is Tailgating so close to me they are up my ass like toilet paper.
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Drinking lots of beer or makin' food in the parking lot before a sports or other large event, (usually football or a concert.)
"We were tailgating last Saturday."
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2- Following a car too closely with your miniature pickup truck while blasting Eminem on the stereo; a form of overcompensation for economic failure and small genitalia.
If that jerkoff doesn't stop tailgating me, I'm going to slow down to 10 miles an hour!
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verb
Present participle of tailgate
1. Something that monkeys who have no idea how to properly drive do in which they drive dangerously close to the car in front of them for no apparent reason.
2. Attending a sporting event, but instead of watching it in person or on a TV at home, combining the two by watching said event in the parking lot of the arena/stadium on a TV in the back of a pick-up truck while eating shitty barbecue.
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Person A: Did you see that fucking ape that was tailgating me the entire way here even though I was going 70 mph?!?
Person B: Yeah what a dumbass, I don't understand why some people think driving up other cars' asses will make them go faster when all it really does is increase the chance of an accident.
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I can't find a damn parking spot because so many are taken by tailgaters! If they're gonna watch the game on a TV why not just do it at home?!!?
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Following a man around a locker room while being nude and having a boner, Hoping that he'll get mad, and "slam on his brakes " so you can make your move on his anus.
I totally tried tailgating that cute guy at the gym.
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Revolving around a professional, college or even high school football game, tailgating is a supercharged, urban picnic party. Participants prepare food, drink, bring flags and other football team paraphernalia. Tailgaters congregate around the car, listen to the game on the radio, enjoy the food and bond.
I'm going tailgating tomorrow with some friends before the Bears game.
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It's when the car behind you's nose is in your car's ass, and you're like, dude, stop smelling my ass!
Stop tailgating, it doesn't smell too good back there.
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