jizz monkey

a female or male that is addicted to the feeling of jizz inbetween their tounge and cheek

that bitch is the biggest fucking jizz monkey out there.

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crammers

that cottony little device that females cram up their crotches to stop the bleeding during their period

i need to go to the store to buy some crammers

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Bashment

reggae dancehall music/dance

Remember the Bashment FM 87.5?
see smashed it

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brockwild

very excited by dance music

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mindless self indulgence

1.) To masturbate
2.)Forget Blink 182-3- and 4, Mindless Self Indulgence (MSI as they are known to their loyal fans) is a punk band in its truest form whose name manifests itself during their incendiary live shows. Their music is a hybrid of Atari driven electronics with a venomous splash of A.D.D Punk Rock. MSI is the breath of fresh air that is sure to offend your p.c. restrained, category demanding, humorless peers.

I totally msi'd last night. it was great
ORRR That msi show last night was better then masturbating, or even real sex. I kissed Jimmy Urine for only a dollar!

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well

Well is used instead of really nowdays because people who speak english correctly are considered to be un-cool by chav idiots, it used to be only used by such idiots but now they've ruined the english language for a lot of other people and decent people have started saying it. The correct way to use the world well is at the start of a sentance.

Stupid dumbass chav way: That's well gay.

Correct way: Well You were kinda mean.
Well nevermind.
Well, I'm off.

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pill passion

passion between two lovers that becomes alarmingly hot, intense and lusting due to the consumption of MDMA which enhances libido and deminishes inhibitions

try it if u think ur ready

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