Lesbian

Noun:

1. A homosexual woman.
2. A person who originates from and/or lives on the Mediterranean island of Lesbos.

Adjective:

1. Homosexual (in women), or relating to homosexuality in women.
2. Originating from and/or living on Lesbos, or relating to Lesbos.

Many lesbians tour Lesbos because the word "Lesbian" originated there.

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Pencil Masturbation

When your mechanical pencil is out of led, so you repeatedly and forcefully push the eraser to make sure that you don't have any extra led in there. The sound it makes is like fapping. When led comes out, it is called pencil ejaculation.

Dude, that guy in class kept performing pencil masturbation. Like, get a new pencil already!

framed

When Person A is framed, Person B has committed the crime, but they have planted false evidence and witnesses, and they have tampered with the true evidence in order to turn the blame on Person A.

In Family Guy, Nigel Pinchley burned down his pub for the insurance money from the claim he filed the day before, and then he framed Peter Griffin.

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