French 75

An acrobatic sex act that involves the use of a frozen baguette and a lit cigarette. Oui oui

If you’re feeling stretched out enough we can French 75 later.

Back alley Italian

When you eat spaghetti off someone’s back while you’re having sex in an alley

Dude, we left the bar and she wanted me so bad, I gave her a back alley Italian behind the Olive Garden.

He was so hott and spicy that I gave him a back alley Italian.