When you are avoiding doing something such as writing a paper, and you decide to masturbate.
I had to write a 10 page paper, and I'm worn out from all the procrastbation
Titty Hard On.
Coined by William Boland in 1989. Although most likely used before then.
That girl was either cold or she liked what she saw cause she had a major T.H.O.
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using a quarter to help insert something into yours or someone elses anus
Em couldn't get the last bead inserted until she decided to quarter it.
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When a girl is so nasty that you feel the need to use two condoms.
Man that girl has been around. She's definitely a double bagger.
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Needed when a girl is so dirty you'd feel the need to use a condom the strength of a steel belted tire.
Man that ho was so gross I would fuck her with a steel belted condom.
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Used when calling someone a ho isn't good enough
A reference to the line in planet of the apes where Charlton Heston says Damn Dirty Apes.
Man that Damn Dirty Ho got me again. I should know better than to trust her.
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to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.
Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.
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