Scooby-Doo'ing

The act of cumming on ones own face, before licking it off with ones tongue in one fell swoop.

Jerry was so excited about his job promotion, he thought he'd give himself a treat by Scooby-Doo'ing himself that night.

Fauxminist

An individual who claims to be a feminist, but has no clue what the title entails; rather than doing research, they simply resort to man-hating instead.

Sarah told all her friends that one day women will rule the nation; she's quite the fauxminist you see.