peter

a horny boy that has no emotions. He is nasty at every sport without even trying. He can get any girl except the one he wants. His ex won’t stop hitting up his line and he doesn’t care. He’ll flirt with anyone but won’t shave his pablo. Peter gives no fucks about anything and it’s funny. Even though he tells everyone to fuck off he is the coolest. Get yourself a pete.

“who is that freshman on varisty?”
“oh that’s my g Peter Joseph”

22👍 5👎

Sammy

A weird girl that always makes a down syndrome voice when her boyfriend kisses her or anything that happens in the world. Sammy is always down to make tik toks and she takes them very seriously. Sammy is the chillest person you’ll ever meet and to be honest she doesn’t give a fuck about anything. She’s extremely scared of dog noises and alarms. She is extremely protective of her cats and will boonk titty boonk anyone that touches them. She comes into school lookin like a librarian, but is low key pretty. She highkey abuses her friends and boyfriend, but they love her anyway.

“I love you.”-Avery
“Let’s make tik toks.” - Sammy

5👍 8👎

marina

a super mature lad who is the mom in the friend group. She hates to go by marinara sauce and maria. She has a thing for tall blonds that are not her boyfriend. She goes as moana and gets offended if u call her maui. She loves to do random ass tik toks. She deserves way better than her shitty ass man but she always forgives him for what he’s does. She’s the definition of ghetto portuguese and is dummy rich. Catch her in her vineyard vines fit while riding her hover board while playing her ps4 while eating popsics while playing on her iphoneX. Even though she’s brown she’s still a basic white bitch. She’s wild and can roast the shit out of you but she’s still kinda lit. She’s loyal af to her mans and will give you multiple chances.

“yo you know that girl marina?” -timmy
“yeah she’s dummy cute” - alex

12👍 12👎

cyril

a norwegian with a heart of gold. He’s always a g and can be referred as “yung gravy” a certain portuguese soul as a certain little thingy for you. Your around 10’8 but still can’t pull girls. Your dummy nasty at soccer but can’t scote with a girl. He starts at girls and scares them. All good tho my g cause he’ll make ur day better with his mad funny jokes.

“cyril how’s the view from up there?”

7👍 6👎