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January 29, 2022

It is on this day that Petra and Wihan have made a promise to each other,
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.

For it was on this very special midsummer day

that Petra and Wihan would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.

To Petra and Wihan. Married since January 29, 2022.

by Lienkie November 21, 2021


Firepool

Phoenetics: fire /ˈfʌɪə/ - pool /pu l/

Origin: Originated from the former South African President, Jacob Zuma's attempt at avoiding violation of the South African constitution, when he failed to repay R4 million of government money spent on his swimming pool at his private home, the Nkandla compound.

Noun: A 'firepool' is a multi-purpose swimming pool which doubles as a fire safety water source, according to former South African President, Jacob Zuma.

Boshoff: "Oh no, I'm on fire!"
Milene: "Ow no, if only you had a multi-purpose swimming pool which doubles as a fire safety water source!"
Narrator: "If only Boshoff had a firepool like Milene's family. Hint, hint..."

by Lienkie February 10, 2019

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