rusty wood

When you have sex on an active construction site when you’re behind on your tetanus shots

Bro, got Rusty Wood last night. Bro nice...

ruining the mood

The act of souring the moment with a potential sexual partner by opening your mouth or just existing in general. Leading statisticians suggestion this may be incurable.

If you’re on a date and wondering if your ruining the mood? Ask yourself, are you there? There’s your answer bro.