Fart Eater

Fart eater (noun) - someone who is addicted to sucking gaseous discharge from a living organisms anus.

Kelvin, I think I'm a fart eater. I woke up in the middle of the night sucking the fart out of my neighbours penguin using a straw while sleepwalking. I crave farts all day and night I can ignore it no longer. I am a fart eater.

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