Kruck

A kruck is a person that continues to reference famous and historic individuals that made contributions to a specific field. Furthermore, said people making reference make constant errors when trying to become or quote their "master".

John: Dude, I just learnt about this new guy... Friedrich Nitzche
David: Omg John, you dickweed, it's ACTUALLY Friedrich Nietzsche! The man who created pasta with his hands.
John: Are you fucked? I swear David, you're such a kruck.

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Big Boy Hector

Big boy Hector is another word for an individual with a large and or fat chode.

Herald: Look at big boy hector coming our way
Big boy Hector: Dude stop!

Herald: SHOW US YOUR CHODE YOU BUTLER FUCKBOY.

50 Dollar Rub Rub

A '50 Dollar Tan Tan' is a another word for a person that goes to get an asian massage, in hopes that they receive a happy ending.

Friend 1: Yo dude, I'm going to spend fifty dollars to get an asian massage, lets hope I get my '50 Dollar Rub Rub'.

Friend 2: Dude... I want a 50 Dollar Rub Rub too.

Plug³

A girl that likes to take CUBED times said amount of butt plugs that are already in use.

Boyfriend: Oh baby, Jenny; lets Plug³ this sweet teen asshole of yours.
Girlfriend: Sure, babe *moans loudly*

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