Typical white girl

Disclaimers-
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE WHITE TO ACT LIKE A TYPICAL WHITE GIRL
NOT ALL WHITE GIRLS THAT LIKE STARBUCKS ARE NECESSARILY LIKE MY DESCRIPTIONS

Let's just say that if you get between her and the nearest Starbucks on the day the Pumpkin Spice Latte comes back, you're in deep shit. Gets pissed off when the Starbucks workers spell her name (usually something like Claire, Molly, Madeline, Katelyn, etc.) wrong. "You fricking spelled my name wrong. UGH!!!" Also obsesses over Nutella, and Panera. Her Iphone is like a pet to her, and she always makes sure to get the newest Apple updates. "I feel so old! I have the Iphone 8, when I could have the Iphone 8s. Has like 14 phone cases. "Will my little baby prefer zebra or leopard print today?" Loves Snapchat, and likes to post multiple Starbucks pictures from her Iphone Camera on Snapchat, or Instagram. Posts her failed attempts at twerking online also, with the hashtags- twerk, bootay, selfie, loveurself, idgaf, idc, urwhour. Can be found wearing shirts from either PINK, Vineyard Vines, or Simply Southern, as well as leggings, or skinny jeans. From October 1st to March 31, is never found without a pair of Uggs. Goes to the bathroom with 10 people, and just sits in there for 15 minutes gossiping. Most white girls use like in between like every like word they like say like yeah. Get very defensive of their typical white girl habits.

Wow man, that girl over there is totally a typical white girl, Starbucks and everything.

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