captain janeway

Captain of the starship Voyager. Lost and stranded in the Delta Quadrant. Little do people know that Janeway has a lust for Seven of Nine. Janeway likes her coffee black, almost everyday, because of being so tired from the night before, lying awake, thinking of Seven of Nine. Janeway will sometimes masturbate 2-3 times a night in order to alleviate the tension and let out her urges.

Janeway lets her true feelings show more during season 7. Janeway secretly wants to be with Seven of Nine, lying there in bed, circling her tongue around Seven of Nine's perk nipples. However, Janeway knows that this love is forbidden by Starfleet protocol. As a result, she only wants to see Seven of Nine happy, even if it means being with Chakotay. During the last episode of season 7, future Janeway argues with her present self to take the pathway home. Present Janeway finally gives in, when future Janeway reveals that Seven of Nine dies if they do not take the path home. Future Janeway is also willing to sacrifice herself in order to ensure that Seven of Nine lives, even if it means being with Chakotay.

Captain Janeway: "I'd like to help you explore your...humanity."
Seven of Nine: "I don't see how being naked is relevant?"
Captain Janeway: "This will help you to learn to feel more comfortable around other women in the sonic showers."
Seven of Nine: "Is it common for one woman to wash another woman's back?"
Captain Janway: "Of course it is Seven of Nine. It's all part of the natural course of human life. Just lean forward, relax, and learn to love it. That's it. Let me get your lower back."

*Janeway begins to slide one, then two fingers into Seven of Nine*

Janeway: "I never knew a borg could be so warm in wet inside."

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Palhole

A synonym for "Frenemy". Palhole will replace Frenemy in the year 3,000 as Conan has predicted. Palhole is a combination of Pal and Asshole. These type of people are friends and assholes at the same time. Get rid of these people.

My palhole is knocking on the door again. *sigh*

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Dill Weed

A person not having AT&T as his/her service provider. Being oblivious to the fact that his buddy was trying to call him with free basketball courtside tickets.

Bill is a dill weed because he doesn't realize the importance of having AT&T wireless cellular service.

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tit for tat

1. Short for this for that.
2. To scratch each other's backs.
3. To trade services.

Maryann helps here friend Becky with Becky's homework.
Becky is now obligated to help Maryann with something she needs under the "tit for tat" rule.

In the movie HEAT:
Al Pacino: "I do for you, you do for me."

How about I give you a discount if you help me move out of my house? Tit for tat?

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N' mean

A shortened version of the phrase "I know what you mean".
This is even shorter than the term "nah mean", which is shortened for the phrase "Know what I mean?".

Even though both terms are similar, they are not often confused. Humans are able to determine if a question is asked by the tone. The term "n' mean" is so short that a different tone is used.

Mike: I just stubbed my big toe. I hate it when that happens. Nah mean?
Amber: N' mean.

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Made up word

I word that is made up in hopes that noone will find it on Urban Dictionary. Thus, the creator of this definition will use multiple computers to vote thumbs up and in hopes of receiving the most thumbs up versus thumbs down.

A made up word is awesome!

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Sugar Babe

A woman so sweet she is made of sugar. These women tend to use sugar during foreplay. They will pour sugar on a man's nipples and lick it off. They will also put sugar on the penis and ass crack and lick until their tongue turns red.

That woman is such a sugar babe.

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