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When you get a blowjob from a Burger King employee in the bathroom while you and the partner are both wearing Burger Kingâs signature crowns. When ordering at the counter on any day from 5pm-closing, you can ask for two extra crowns with your meal and the employee is obligated to suck you off.
Customer: May I have a Whopper Jr. with Burger Kingâs Two Extra Crowns?
Employee: (sighs) Fine. This is the third time today!
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When a sus dude swears heâs straight but acts otherwise. The guy could either be in the closet or really be straight but be trying to get into the girls sleepover for some action as âthe gay friend.â Wouldnât recommend.
Guy 1: Yo do you believe Carson is actually straight?
Guy 2: Iâm not sure, he acts totally gay but could just be tryna get into the girls sleepover.
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