The Sound of Forgiveness

Often times sounds like screaming and then silence.

Carl: "Shhhhhh, do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness"

Paul: "That's the sound of people drowning Carl."

Carl: "That is what forgiveness sounds like, screaming and then silence."

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Friendship

Two pals munching on a perfectly roasted face together.

Carl: "But think of all the perfectly roasted faces we get to munch on now"

Paul: "What? Why?"

Carl: "Because we're friends, and friendship is two pals munching on a perfectly roasted face together."

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