East coast uncrustable

When a girl has diarrhea and shits herself and you let it dry and then put grape jelly around her anus and eat it out while watching the sunset on the beach

Guy: I’m hungry asf!
Girl: do you want a east coast uncrustable?
Guy: oh shit yeah I have some grape jelly in my bag!
Girl: ok hehe well I just shit all over myself and it’s crusted over

Guy: perfect and suns just setting!

wolf mountain special

When a country hick comes screaming down the road in his clapped v10 butt naked with a a leash around his neck and his woman holding a 12 gauge aiming at you screaming hold my beer

Guy 1: dude this lake is really pretty
Guy 2: yeah I know and it’s all peaceful and hidden away

Country hicks: (truck screaming balls)HOLD MY FCKING BEER, BOOM BOOM
Guy 2: holy fck bro what is that
Guy 1: oh sh!t I heard about this, it’s a wolf mountain special