Carter

A guy with a head as big as a world, and is a DICK because he thinks he is taller than you...and he keeps on saying "well I have abs" like no one cares Carter NO ONE CARES.

Person 1: So who's older, you or carter
Person 2: Me
Carter: So, like by a couple minutes but I'm taller and have abs!
Person 2 (thinking): WTF no one gives a shit about yo ugly ass abs!