Shady Side

A peninsula shoved into the asshole of SoCo locates between Deale and West River. If there’s a need for some of the good-good crack pipe, head down to Scott Town Lane located at the intersection of Scott Town Rd and Nick Rd. Besides that, unless dirty rednecks and former trailer trash is your thing, you’ve made a wrong turn. Turn around and wash off your sins at the Happy Harbor. Ignore the nightly sounds of helicopters overhead, I’m sure it was nothing. Don’t forget to direct all traffic looking for “Shitty Side down this way. You have the correct place.

“Hey, let’s go get an 8-ball from Shady Side and steal a car stereo. Y’all in or whaaatt??”