Thunderday

A different way than calling Donnerstag Thursday. It’s the Donnerstag when there’s a thunderstorm with heavy rain. In a German lesson you read the date saying Donnerstag 31. März 2022 and ask your teacher if it will thunder today when the writing meant Thursday, March 31st, 2022 which turns into Thunderday according to the weather forecast.

“Hey Mr. Zürcher, is it going to rain with thunder today? It’s Thunderday, March 31st, 2022!”

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Turkmenistan

The best country to be at in 2020. The word coronavirus is banned in that good old country, but in other countries it’s a must!

“I wish I could book a flight to Turkmenistan!”

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Bayerned

When one football team gets destroyed by Bayern Munich!

"Ha ha haaa Sporting Lisbon got Bayerned 6-0 in the Champions League finals!"

Modulo

In mathematics it's used when finding the remainder of a/b. For example a modulo 12 formula would give a remainder between 0 and 11.

"I'm turning 25 in a month, how special I will be 300 months old! Therefore, 299 modulo 12 means I am 24 remainder 11 years old!"

15

The real best age to be. At 15 you don't even have to work as much or deal with other people's problems like at 16-17-18-19-20 that age group is absolute horseshit! And then at 21 you're finally out of the worst!

"Fuck the rest of it, 15 is better"

Euro 2020

The tournament where many of the quality teams were sadly eliminated too soon.

“Man, where’s Germany going I wish they won Euro 2020”

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Four Score

A phrase that would literally mean 80 in French.

“My grandpa is four score and fifteen years old and can still drive a car!”