Count Dankula

The guy who stole Buddha and turned him from a cutie to a Nazi who wants to gas the Jews. Imagine the next day Buddha does Sieg Heil to the owner how big of a bs that is.

“Count Dankula, do you wanna gas the Jews?”

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2020

The year gamers will be hammered!

“Dude, WTF is wrong with our generation which generation will it be in 2020?”

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Eye Of The Tiger

When you’re hunting down a wild boar for supper, you realize that it’s past the sunset hour and you see yellow eyes! What do you feel? There’s nowhere to hide, but can hope that this is just a hallucination!

“It’s the eye of the tiger and there’s no where to hide!”

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Grenade

Even louder than a heavy thunder bolt strike! Imagine at 4:30 in the morning you’re on computer playing a boxing game with the volume at the maximum level, then losing the match makes a household of 6 wake up as if they’re about to rocket themselves to the sun!

“Kid, this wrestling noise woke me up like a grenade!”

Champions

Something to cheer hallelujah for when you reach the 100th day of trying to do 100 push-ups a day and finally make it to 100 on the 100th day!

"Hallelujah, we are the champions and we will keep on fighting, till I finish 100 push-ups!"

Dragon

When you're in a long line about to enter a festival you feel yourself like in a group of dragons than just being an individual. You know what they say, just imagine dragons!

"What a dragon this line is!"

20

The real age that there is literally zero bits of crap to be excited about! Some say between 12-17 are lame but when you get to 20 you face the consequence.

"When I was 12 I was so mad that I wasn't able to drive a car, now I'm 20 and there's nothing new for my age!"