WTD

Stands For Women These Days. Used By Men That Cant Understand Why Women Would Do A Certain Thing.

Female To Another Female: I bought like 7 pairs of shoes the other day.

Male That Overheard To Another Male: Women These Days (Or WTD), Love Their Shoes!

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Man Ache

The Pain A Man Feels Once In A While In His Balls. Its The Second Worst Pain A Man Can Feel ... second TO A Kick In The Balls.

Usually, This Pain Is Gotten From One Of TwoThings:
1. Having Sex All Day And Waking Up The Next Morning
2. Grinding On A Woman But Not Actually Getting Anywhere.

Man 1: Why Are You Walking Funny?
Man 2: Man Ache!
Man 1: Ouch.

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danism

when a person or persons keep moaning/arguing at a person named dan.

This Is Danism

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Single Aware

When You Are Made To Be Aware That You Are Single On Feburary The 14th You Don't Have A Valentine.

Person 1: Hey, Do You Have A Valentine?

Person 2: No, Today Makes Me Single Aware.