Hamback

A Hamback is a person who, under the influence of alcohol, rolls around in a grassy knoll or pasture on top of deli ham (regardless of whether or not the ham is expired). Occasionally, this can be performed topless and upon standing up, the ham is then stuck on the person’s back for an undetermined amount of time afterward.

“Did you see what <person> did last night? She got Hambacked.”

“Ow, my Hamback is so itchy from the grassy knoll I was rolling in.”

“The bag was so heavy, I had to put it on my Hamback for the remainder of the trip.”

“My water shoes were on so tight, they were Hambacked to my skin.”