Bofa

Bofa the disease before Ligma. “Bofa has a crush on you!” “Who’s bofa?” “Bofa deez nuts!”.
It’s not deadly until you get Ligma. Can be cured if you pass it on to someone else.

Guy 1: my dad has Bofa :(
Guy 2: what’s bofa?
Guy 1 Bofa deez nuts!

Guy 2: *Fucking Contracts Bofa*

Guy 2: I’m going to the store want suggma?

Guy 1: what’s suggma?

Guy 2: Suggma dick nigga!
Guy 1: *Contracts motherfucking suggma*

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Bleach

A popular shounen anime in which ichigo kurosaki does some gnarly shit with a sword or if your humor is still stuck in 2016 a beverage which you would drink after watching something cringe

Person 1: Aye what’re you watching?
Person 2: bleach

Person 1: that’s what I drink

Person 2: your parents don’t love you