Freddy Frugal

A professional cheapskate. Freddy Frugal knows no bounds when it comes to saving money.
Quotes by this glorious man:
"Well gee, if you don't mind sending me half? Let me just do some quick math of what's half of 2.78." Freddy Frugal professional cheapskate
"Well, no I'm not gay but 5 dollars is 5 dollars." Freddy Frugal professional cheapskate
"You know if you complain about your food enough at a restaurant, they'll probably "comp" ya? I call it dining and whining" Freddy Frugal professional cheapskate

Ex. 1
P1: "Did you hear about that guy who only buys from low prices in fiver?

P2: "Yeah, he's such a Freddy Frugal"

Ex. 2
P1: "Sometimes, I follow that Freddy Frugal guy's advice, and it has helped me a lot financially"
P2: "You suck dick? That's gay."

Owo

A not well known city in Nigeria. Often confused with OwO

Gerald: Did you hear about the terrorist shooting in Owo city?

Furry hater: Haha those furies deserved it!

Gerald: No there's been a massacre of a church, it's a city in Nigeria

Furry hater: Oh..

You slumber a cucumber

Wise words by a man named Xavier in the show Xavier: Renegade Angel. This immaculate sentence can be interpreted as sleeping with a cucumber. In a certain type of way, because you get no affection by a physical being.

Person 1: "You nappa, you get slappa"
Person 2: "You slumber a cucumber."
Person 1: Crys and weeps for he is defeated