Squirrel

Similar to A.D.D., start one task, conversation, or thought, then randomly switching to another, repeatedly.

I went to clean the bedroom. Then I found a usb drive in a pile of clothes. I went on my computer and squirreled for an hour looking through it and totally forgot about cleaning.

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Floof

Mainly foxes, but used to describe any animal or object that is big and fluffy. Such examples include Pomeranians, Shiba Inus, Corgis, Maine Coons, Himalayans, male lions (mane), rabbits, chinchillas, afros, pillows, whipped cream, and others. It can also be used to substitute certain words in common phrases.

"That floof is so cute!" he said while staring at a red fox.
"How the floof did he manage to do that?!"
"What the floof?"
"Are you floofin' kidding me?!"
"Do you want to visit the fox village in Japan?" "Yes, I must hug every single floof there! ALL THE FLOOFS!"

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