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The tastiest candy in existence. Organically created, it has almost no natural flavouring and is 100% gluten free. Soooo healthy and yummy, that it can make your skin glow and your eyes sparkle with the memories of your late night shenanigans with your uncle. The perfect blend of sweet and savoury, it leaves a gooey after-taste in your mouth that just can't be washed away. For free samples, just visit your male friends houses and ask them for some, don't forget to have a big smile and say 'Pls Senpaiiiiii'. Remember kids, be prepared for splash damage because it's just tooooo refreshing.
When I was but a young boy, I had a good friend named Pohan Pabharwal, who used to make the best white skittles on the planet. All the kids in the neighborhood used to line up outside his house just to get a taste. He was man with a big heart and a bigger reserve of white skittles. He always used to preach to me about how is grand-pappy passed down this recipe to him. Alas, I miss his candy so much.
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When you are having sex with a woman and she takes off her wig so that you can bust a load on her bald head. After which you should proceed to tap her head like you would for a child and then slap your dad's ass with the same hand.
That lass Baishani is nasty, she likes to play the bald tapper with all her friend's sons.
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A legendary trio of lionhearted warriors, who used to travel the world putting their fists into anything evil in this world. Many a deadly foes have been done in by their fists. They also loved to partake in the occasional panda gang-bangs
Hide your sisters cause we are gonna Fist 'errr, for we are The Sister Fiiiisters.
When the world was plunged into chaos and darkness by the Gal-quaeda, there was one brave warrior who liberated the world from them by wielding his mighty Balatkari sword and ushered in a new era of Male domination. He used to travel the land sticking his sword into those evil beings and turned their frowns upside down. His sword was capable of penetrating any foe human, animal or baby. He was the light of hope, who everyone prayed too and he used to bless his disciples with his special home brewed jamba juice.
Many brave men died during the dark era, but the legendary warrior Beva who was entrusted by Nidhi to wield the desi Chungus managed to save what was left of huMANity