Minecraft

The act of digging in a woman's vagina and crafting a child

You: Holy shit man, i just used the Minecraft technique today, shit was crazy

Your friend: Damn, seriously? Wish i got as many bitches as you dawg..

You: Why get bitches when you can become the bitch?

Your friend: You're telling me i should get Minecrafted?

You: Hell yeah

Denis

Guy with a huge cock and a big dream.

If he has a crush on you and you know...don't miss the opportunity.

Guy 1: Hey guys did you know that guy has a crush on (Unknown Woman)

Guy 2: Which one? The guy with the huge cock?

Guy 1: Yeah, his name's Denis.

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