horser

Something that weird-ass nigga at the gas station asks you if you got at 8:30 in the morning.

This motherfucker leans up to me and asks me- and I quote- "do you keep that horser on you?".

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Snut

When you sneeze and nut at the same time

I can't believe Dwight snutted when he lost his virginity!