Plopsicle

A fat, sweaty and hairy individual of any ethnicity that just sits and eats thus getting fatter and fatter. Over time the condition of the plopsicle gets more noticable and is more rare to be spotted as they start leaving the couch and the house less and less. Has all of the grosest phisical features imaginable.

"In a line at the grocery store"
Plopsicle: Move out of my way i got places to be
Man: Don't tell me what to do ya fukin plopsicle! And i know you don't have places to be.
Plopsicle: "starts to cry and run away but trips and cries some more"

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booty crust

N. The outcome of when one can no longer hold in their feces and uncontrollibly sharts whilst sitting. In an attempt to hide it just lets it stay and hopes noone notices. After a while the squished feces crusts over leaving a hard misshapen lump of poop stuck to your back side.

Expression: Used to express intence anger, dissapointment and/or denial.

I'd better clean this up if I don't want to deal eith booty crust later.

That's booty crust! I didn't do that!

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