Porn Machine

Computer.

Yes, sir. I'll bring up the report in just a moment on my porn machine.

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Platonic Cuddling

Cuddling between two people, free from romantic or sexual desire, for either emotional closeness and sense of security, or physical comfort and warmth.

I was feeling lonely last night, so my best friend and I had some platonic cuddling.

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Computer

1. Porn machine.

2. Matchmaking device for pedophiles.

Computers: My Anti-Roofy.

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