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The tongue belonging to an individual who loves to eat pussy will call it the clitter getter!!!
I'll give her the ole clitter getter and make her back arch!!!
A large vehicle used to transport nogs like a city bus!!!
What are those nogs doin standing on the corner? Oh, they're waiting for the nog hauler to take them down the street to keep the property values down down there too.
A shit cramp that comes from out of nowhere at a very inconvenient time and place!!!
"Hey Ted I'll be right back, I have to take care of an unscheduled shit cramp!!!"
When you take a woman into the woods and search for the perfect tree stump to bend her over on and proceed to pour the cob to her!!!
"Hey let's go do some stump hunting sweetheart!!" Her:"what's that?" You:"you'll find out!!"
A head lamp. When primitive camping and end up having to *find a spot" to shit in the middle of the night!!! It helps free up both your hands for when it's time to take care of the paperwork!!! If you've ever had to try and hold a flashlight between your shoulder and cheek so you don't get shit on it you'll realize you need a shit cramp lamp!!!
Dude, I don't think I wiped good enough last night when I shit in the woods cause my ass itches like crazy!!! Me: "did you wipe until the paper was clean?" Buddy: dude, I couldn't see cause it was completely dark out!!! Me: you need a shit cramp lamp so you can make sure you get your ass cleaned good enough!!!
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