bropensity

The natural inclination to do "manly" things around your buddies. This includes, but is not limited to: scratching your balls around your buddies, burping, farting, picking your nose, etc.

Guy 1: Hey dude! Is John's girlfriend going to watch the game with us?

Guy 2: Don't know, why?

Guy 1: Think about it man...we won't be able to be ourselves...our bropensity got's to be in check!

brogram

A tv show or special that appeals to men; one in which guys prefer the viewing company of other men. A show that guys hate to watch with women for various reasons (ie: the rules are too difficult to expain, the jokes are unappreciated, etc).

Note: some women are awesome and can enjoy a brogram with the guys quite well!

Girlfriend: Tell me again why you're watching the football game at John's house instead of here with me!

Boyfriend: We've been through this! It's our Brogram! I'll come back and we'll watch something you'd actually enjoy!

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Auction Stalking

Watching an auction that you never intend to participate in, just to see how high it will go.

Person 1: Yo! I can't believe that cup went for $150 on Ebay!

Person 2: How do you know it went that high?

Person 1: Shoot, I was auction stalking it all night!

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