Penile Pneumonia

Penile Pneumonia – A rare case of chronic pain of the male private region brought on by excessive exposure to cold air (i.e. Winter winds, air conditioning or prolonged exposure to a refrigerator's freezer.) Typically experienced after a duration of time spent pants-less.

Martin called in sick today after spending the weekend without pants. He must have another case of Penile Pneumonia.

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