california raisin thief

A prominent Burglar of restaurant collectibles stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardee’s

Some a hole came over from Minnesota and stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardees, hence forth that person will forever be know as a California raisin thief

D-money

My wife’s sista

D-money is my wife’s Sista, nickname for a homies Sista.

Tijuana whisper

When you’re 69 Ing with your girl, and the breath from your nose tickles her butt hole

The Tijuana whisper interrupted our 69.